saya mau cerita! it’s what i got from my classmates’ presentations in “Perisinting en the-biting” class every monday.
one time a girl gave a presentation about “when death goes pop”, it’s about the arguments of presenting death in public, mostly by celebrities.
nah yg gue baru tau, ternyata ada yg namanya virtual cemetery. google aja ntar juga muncul hundreds of them. so with only around 12 usd you can buy a block, lets say for your dead relatives or loved ones. lu bisa mourning seenaknya di depan komputer mau di luar ujan, salju, badai… you can even buy a cemetery for your pets. which is i think a great way to do… when you want to lose your sanity.
a: hey, why are you crying in front of the laptop? watching titanic?
b: no… shhh… please give me some space. i’m honoring my chihuahua…
still people buy that stuffs. well, i don’t wanna judge, my brother is an IT person, but i am really hoping that he will never spend money on that one.
then one day, a girl also gave presentation about anorexia and bulimia disorders… and debating whether the media should hold responsibility for that bla bla bla…
so i also found out, there’s a website worshipping anorexic and bulimic celebrities like mary-kate olsen and keira knightley. will not discuss further about it. cuma mau blg kalo di web itu mereka punya the “Thin Commandments” waktu si classmate ini bilang:
a: well they even have this thing called the “thin commandments” and you guys know what they are?
sarcastic girl: let me guess.. don’t eat, maybe?
ternyata isinya:
1. If you aren’t thin you aren’t attractive.
2. Being thin is more important than being healthy.
3. You must buy clothes, cut your hair, take laxatives, starve yourself, do anything to make yourself look thinner.
4. Thou shall not eat without feeling guilty.
5. Thou shall not eat fattening food without punishing oneself afterwards.
6. Thou shall count calories and restrict intake accordingly.
7. What the scale says is the most important thing.
8. Losing weight is good/ gaining weight is bad.
9. You can never be too thin.
10. Being thin and not eating are signs of true will power and success.
source: don’t click :p
after the class, i feel like eating a lot! XD
and berhubung minggu depan ada demo mahasiswa ttg kebijakan baru di potsdam, dan berhubung senin depan adalah jadwal gue presentasi, berikutlah percakapan di penghujung kelas:
sarcastic girl: sir, how about next monday?
sir: ow, whose turn is it next monday?
me: me!!! *raise hand*
sir: only you? don’t we have 2 presentations each meeting?
me: no, on the 15th it’s only me.
sir: ow..well i will not hold it against you if you have to go on the politic business demonstrating, but i’m still gonna be here and i wanna know who’s going to be here next monday and not going on the strike?
*tiga orang raise hands*
sir: only three? oh come on, can you just be here for like 30 minutes for the sake of poor yunita?
-_-’ *plis deh sir*
me: oh.. it’s okay, i don’t mind, sir, really! *malah seneng banget kalo ditonton 3 org doang*
sir: oh guys, come on… it’s not fair for poor yunita…
me: *nurunin tangan, gosh sir you really dont have to be like that lah* -_-’
sarcastic girl: what if it’s changed to the fortnight monday the 22nd? we’ll have 3 presentations and go home at 5? *extended class*
sir: ah… such a good idea! everybody is going to be here then. is it ok with you, yunita?
me: awesome! *really, poor me*